Cosmo sex tip #523
While eating her out, eat her soul
How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
Flight attendant: would you like some headphones?
Me: how did you know my name is Phones?
jesstheginger asked: Hey! I think you're gorgeous :)